dear computer science and quantum physics,

please be nice to me tomorrow.

dear computer science and quantum physics,

please be nice to me tomorrow.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn’t get arrays

gender-inverse

big bang theorywith a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighborI NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

i nominate all the awesome ladies on my dash to star in this

(Source: vayena)

“Use the Triangle Inequality at least 17 times a day. Minimum 17. Keep track.”

Complex analysis professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

life would be so great if all my problems were just calculus

“You can learn how to eat chicken noodle soup, how to eat minestrone soup, how to eat gazpacho soup, or you can learn how to use a spoon, and you can eat all kinds of soups. The same goes for math formulas: you can memorize each and every math formula, or you can learn how to alter one formula to solve all kinds of math problems.”

Math professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

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